"Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks."
That’s quite all right, I’m sure. It does seem like a very serious problem, though, yes, not the least if you think your bird has thoughts and feelings. I could ask an auror to escort you to St. Mungos, if that would help.
Of course Chadwick has thoughts and feelings! He’s a very opinionated budgie. Wouldn’t touch a sunflower seed even if it would save his life. Oh and you should see him mimic me when i’m angry, I think he finds it funny and is making fun of me because I go all high pitched when I get angry and talk even faster, it’s a mess. No that’s quite alright, my parents had me checked when I was younger to see if I had ADHD but it turned out I just have a lot to say for myself. You look concerned, are you alright?
Yes, you are. Does the rambling ever stop? I’m trying very hard to understand what you’re talking about, but I fear I’m simply not capable.
I’m dreadfully sorry. Yes, when i’m asleep or scared I don’t usually have that much to say anymore. Oh you don’t have to try at all. You can just ignore all the rubbish that falls out of my mouth and nod a long, I find that’s what a lot of people do. I just say everything that pops into my head I guess, it’s a serious problem. Irritates numerous people daily. By bird seems to like it though so thats alright, every cloud has a silver lining and that.
I’m not sure if I’m capable of crying. The only use I have for tissues is rolling them into balls and chucking them at people. I add rocks if I’m feeling adventurous. Or get rid of that pathetically cheap and low grade eyeliner and get something that doesn’t smudge and shit.
But everyone cries, some people just a lot less than others. But why would you throw rocks and tissues at people? That doesn’t sound very adventurous to me, a bit mean actually. Imagine how those poor souls feel when they get stuff thrown at them for no good reason? Would that not make you feel just horrendous? Oh but sometimes it look really cool when your eyeliners all smudged! Like a rockstar or something like that.
"I guess the only time I ever do that is in the middle of class, especially if it’s professor Binns teaching. He’s okay I guess just incredibly dull sometimes. But yeah, better be more careful on the stairs, especially if they change and all. —Bet you got an equally tough look to go along with the experience."
Really? I’ve always thought Binns was really interesting! It totally blew my mind when I first turned up to History of Magic and saw my professor was a ghost. That totally proved all my mum’s theories of “Ghosts aren’t real Eden! Don’t be dizzy!” wrong. I think I look really cool, like I’ve been exploring or something! Explorers are cool.
"Oh, jeez, how’d you fall?" He smiled a bit before shaking his head, "Thought I was the only one that clumsy."
I was daydreaming again, I think I’d be bold enough to say that i’m the best daydreamer in the whole entire castle. Someone said I was dizzy from my own imagination the other week and I’d say that’s rather accurate. Anyway being in my own personal bubble I didn’t notice a couple of stairs and fell and now I have these war scars. I think they make me look quite tough actually. Or maybe they just make me look clumsy. Either way is fine with me!