"Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks."
… Alright i’m intrigued. What happened to you? Make it snappy, I don’t have all day you know and i’m not a very patient girl. None of that mumbling shit either.
Have we all been cursed? You were almost insufferable as a little ray of sunshine, but I’d take that over this rudeness anyday.
It’d seem so. I know right, i’m pissing myself off.
[Neck snaps to make her look at the floor] Ow! What the hell is going on around here?
Eden burst out laughing. Did I make you do that?! Oh that is hilarious. I really got it easy compared to some of you dickheads.
Ow that’s really harsh, I do feel extremely nice and friendly today, I looked at the past and I wonder why was I that way
That’s funny! Though I’m not a serial killer, so don’t worry, are you alright? I thought I might help you if you needed some assistence
Yes and I woke up feeling particularly cruel and loathsome so do me a favour and stop with that stupid grin. Are you sure? I think you have the potential to become a really good serial killer. Eden passed Cassius a whisk and slid the bowl of ingredients towards him. Whisk that whilst I get the cake liners, ok? It’s a relatively easy job so not even you would be able to mess it up.
Friendly doesn’t suit you. In fact with a grin like that you look even more like a serial killer. An obnoxious serial killer at that.
I’m sorry, have we met? I’m not a brat. How do you know anything about what I grow up to be? Are you from the future? Of course I’ll grow up to be good looking, though I don’t see why that means anything to you. Unless— you’re not my future wife, are you? Tell me you’re not my future wife, s’il vous plaît. I deserve better.
We have, you probably wouldn’t remember me though. I was pathetic. What do you mean? Have you forgotten everything? Wow, I’d hate to be in your boat, sir. It means something to me because I am a teenage girl who just so happens to find guys attractive, I know right, who would’ve thought? Edie can produce dopamine. Oh heavens no, I’d never marry you, i’m way too good for you.
Shows what you know. I’m not a first year yet. I think they’re right. You sound like a lunatic to me, Eden. I’m Gaspard, but you don’t have the right to address me informally until you speak to me with more respect. Why not call me Mr. Wilkes instead? Or sir, if you’d prefer.
Edie. Oh i’m absolutely off my trolley. Hold on… you’re Gaspard Wilkes? So this is what happened to you. What a let down, I was hoping you would’ve magically turned nice. Fucking hell you’re even more of a brat at this age. At least we can say you grew out of it even if it were only the tiniest bit. You definitely grow up to be good looking too so that’s another bonus. I’ll treat you with respect once you do so in return. I won’t bow to your orders, little prince.
I wasn’t staring. I was daydreaming, and you’re awfully rude!
Oh do us all a favour and stop looking down your nose at everyone, Narcissa. It’s fucking annoying for us all.
Do I really need to repeat myself? Honestly you lot are getting dimmer by the second and thats coming from Eden Chang the absolute bubble head. What are you staring at me for?
I’m not a little boy. I’m practically an adult. Cut my tongue out? Mon dieu, are you a lunatic?
You look like a first year to me and if that’s the case you’re only just entering adolescence. You know, so many people have called me a lunatic over the years but for all the wrong reasons, like being kind and looking on the bright side. It grew very tiresome as i’m sure you could imagine, I can’t even believe I cared about those petty people’s stupid opinions. I’m rather glad that my actions fit the description this time but I won’t literally cut your tongue from your mouth, I think it should just testify how much I hate the name Eden. It makes me sounds like a nun. So what’s your name?