"Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks."
"It would be delightful to live near a beach. A real one with an ocean, that is, instead of just the lake. But, then, I suppose oceans don’t have a giant squid in them to talk to. We should always count our blessings."
Wouldn’t it just? I love the smell of the ocean and it’s always so beautiful and peaceful at beaches, even when the suns not shining. Lakes are lovely too! Especially lakes with giant squids in them. That is a very good point though Xenophilius.
"Yes, exactly, and imagine if they were the sort that have laces. I would be terrified of being hit in the face with them. It might not be so bad to live in a sandal, though. A bit like a house with lots of windows."
Yes that’s quite a good point actually. These poor fairies, it must take them months to find just the right home. Oh living in a sandal might not be all the bad! It’d be like a beach house. I love the beach.
So you’re going to try and look around for fairies?
Oh no, I think I’d scare them all off with my big clumsy feet. I just think they’d be really pretty and dainty and lovely. They’re just something nice, aren’t they? Like flowers and cupcakes and the colour purple, they’re nice too.
"I wouldn’t mind at all. I suppose so, but if I were a fairy, I would rather be one of the ones who spends all their time in flowers or trees. I think it would be a better view than the inside of a shoe, anyway."
That’s dreadfully kind of you, dearest. Thank you. Yes, I think I’d rather prefer that too. Shoes seem a little claustrophobic, don’t they? I mean even if you are teeny tiny.
If I was a Muggle I dunno what I’d say if it turned out everyone in my family could do magic. I’d probably pass out. That’s what I thought, but it turns out you really do need a load of exams, so now I don’t know what I’m gonna be. I might become a rock star, you never know. Good, Slughorn always needs to be bothered. Yeah, I can do charms. I thought everyone could do a Patronus but at the meeting hardly anyone could to begin with.
Well yes it was a rather big shock but if anything I think I just said it was cool, i’m quite a laid back person. My mum did almost pass out though. Oh how rubbish. You’d make a lovely rockstar, if you ever bump into Paul McCartney you do know you have to come and get me though, right? What’s a Patronus?